Geoffrey's Nuts: The Super Hot Chilli Nuts That Will Get You to the Greek!

​Tired of boring, wimpy nuts? So were we. That's why we created Geoffrey's Nuts, a dangerously delicious, small-batch blend of premium nuts coated in our signature super-hot Geoffrey 3.0 chilli blend. 

This isn't just a snack; it's a powerful journey. Like the kind that involves a celebrity, a Las Vegas trip, and a spiritual awakening at the Greek Theater.

​Each pouch is packed with a mix of Cashews, Almonds, Hazelnuts, and Walnuts, all generously covered in a fiery concoction of the world's hottest peppers, including:

​Dragon's Breath

​Carolina Reaper

​Red & Yellow Moruga Scorpion

​7 Pot Brain Strain

​Thor's Hammer

​Red & White Ghost

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​Rich. Dark. Distinctive.

​Our Velveteen Beer Chutney is a bold celebration of local craft and master seasoning. We’ve paired the sharp, legendary bite of Steve’s Bramley Apples with the deep, malty soul of Velveteen Beer.

​Through a slow, patient reduction, the apples melt into the dark brew to create a signature "velveteen" texture that lives up to its name. Perfectly balanced with savory caramelized onions and the precise touch of Salt & Fire seasoning, this chutney delivers a complex, malty depth that lingers on the palate.

​A sophisticated staple for those who crave intensity. Whether paired with a mature farmhouse cheddar, a crusty pork pie, or a gourmet burger, it brings a rich, artisanal edge to every bite.

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